These are a few of my least favorite things

I like girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes but mainly because the white dress is the one thing of my future wedding that I fantasize about .... and the fact that my man will sing to me.


But the following are things I do not like.


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If I were to support any kind of war/violence, it would be one against semi-trucks. I'd also support spending American tax dollars on building separate highways for semi-trucks.

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3. Cockroaches.

I've just returned from my visit to the bathroom after posting that lovely picture of Delilah. Did my business and stood up to find a COCKROACH in the toilet. I made that noise a puppy makes when it whines because I couldn't scream (little cousins are sleeping in the next room) and I didn't really know what to do so I just stood there in fright. I just peed on a cockroach. Should I be proud or freaked out? I don't understand why evolution favors cockroaches. One day I will go into their DNA, cause a mutation and wipe out the entire species. Welcome to the list cockroach!

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Doesn't that man look so content? Just sitting peacefully in a NY subway waiting for his stop. Little does he know that the poles around him are saturated with filthy, gross, disease stricken GERMS from the hands of countless people through out the day. Well, maybe he does, but still. I hate germs, and today on the subway I was forced to hold onto a wretched germ-y pole for the sake of my balance. Therefore, I do not like the poles on the subways.


However, do not fret! We have found solutions to these dreadful things. And these are a few of my favorite things...

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